Rita Smut

You are going to need a thesaurus with this sultry sweetheart. This buxom bibliophile is the lascivious literature lover your loins long for. She promenades her patrons through fantastic experiences, guiding them to new realms of delight, gazing into their souls…. gripping them by their... Imaginations.

Rita Smut attended her first burlesque show in the summer of 2009 at a dive bar in downtown Albuquerque and made her kitten debut later that year. She has kittened and stage managed in collaboration with various producers in bars, theaters, and festivals in New Mexico and Colorado. Rita is the newest co-producer of The Freudian Slips. Her 15 years working the stages of the Southwest makes her H.C.I.C…Head Cougar In Charge!

Rita, finally, stripped to nothing but sparkles in 2024 and is slaying the stage with her combo of classic & neo burlesque.  Her stylings showcase fantasy, kink, horror, nerdlesque, comedic, and classic acts to keep you begging for more.

This bookworm is here to fulfill all your lusty literary longings….it’s Rita Smut!